New Tune Fail

[Ratchetman19]

So, right now, in Iraq right? Alright, my girls been taking care of my car that I bought over my leave little 03 Mazdaspeed Protege. Now when I was looking into this car, everything I read about it was 170 stock hp, 160 stock tq.
When I bought it I realized it had a bigger exhaust and a bigger k&n intercooler.
Well my cunt of a girlfriend finally got it fixed up, fluids changed out. New tires put on it and aligned. That all went well, well finally bring it to get dynoed. The intake needed to be tightened so the mechanic did that for free, then she proceeded to ask, I want it tuned. He said okay, you obviously don't know much about cars, so he asked what to? She told me right now because of the intake not hooked up right it was sitting at 130, so out of tune very much.
At any rate, I'm pissed off and rambling, cause the cunt has it tuned to 160 hp 150 tq.
I'm amazed at the idiocy of my girl. Sorry if I waste your time by reading this, that cunt just spent 200 dollars tuning my car to not even stock performance...that good for fucking nothing cunt. Well hope she enjoys her ring being pawned off to pay for the next tuning. Hahahahaha

[rodrigo]

and fygn

[aaronc7]

thread would be better if we had pics

[jax ms3gt]

Originally Posted by aaronc7 thread would be better if we had pics

Aaron is right, you are obviously super mad. You should donate. Then post nudes of her in VIP.

[tim12232]

I would do that to you too, if you spoke like that about me.....Maybe your the cunt for making your girl go and do things that she shouldnt have to do. My girl doesnt really get involved with my car stuff or even hers. I get the tires for her and make sure her car is alright. Kinda sound like a newb to me, if you want the car to run better and cant even figure out the intake is loose. And what if those numbers your girl got are whp numbers, than your a cunt for not knowing that she just scored some power for you.....

any way at the end of however long this thread goes you will be a.........

[Tokay444]

Are you sure those numbers quoted aren't crank numbers that you are now making to the wheels?
Fucking nub!
Edit. Crank numbers are 170hp 160lb/ft. Be happy you're making more than 130 to the wheels you fucking prick.

[Meder]

You send *your girl* to get your car fixed? Yet you seem to know next to nothing about your own car.


You're a fucking idiot.

[fywdyl]

Yeah, she's such a cunt... so just post noods of her.

In for noods.

[faeker]

Hopefully your *cunt* of a girlfriends finds her way to this particular thread (as unlikely as it would seem) and decides to donate your car to a scrap yard.



donate faggot

[Cosmic Wonder]

First of all, thank you for being in Iraq serving your country and protecting us.

Now, you have a ring for her, you get mad for her taking "your car" to get tuned when she probably doesn't know much about them and is being nice to help you out, she probably ended up getting your car tuned for more hp and tq than you're thinking, and you call her a cunt?!

I hope, when you get home from serving your country (again, thanks) that your loving girlfriend (why she's still with you I have no idea) which you called a cunt for trying to help, is being nailed in your bed after accidentally stumbling across this thread.

[Tokay444]

Protecting you from what in Iraq exactly?

[theschrum]

Is you girl hot?? Post pics!

[Tokay444]

FWIW good ol' US and A has never been under threat from anything in Iraq. You guys Invavded them!
I personally love it when you jokers are at war with ANYONE, because it makes me a shit tonne of cash.

[mizboo102]

Learn the difference between crank horsepower and wheel horsepower.

kthxbai

[Ratchetman19]

Yeah I realized it was whp after she sent me the chart and just looked and went..."fuck.", then I showed her this post and got told I'm a fucking asshole(take it as a compliment) as for you guys who thank me for my service, I agree with Tokay444, this "war" is long over and was never needed in the first place. The only reason we're in Iraq is cause AQ attack on 9/11 and that's just cause that faction was based in Iraq. Government...fucking dumbasses. Now I'm not even going to get paid! FUCK. Call the girl a cunt, look like a dumbass online, now not even gonna get paid.

[Tokay444]

Batting 1000 today. Donate and redeem thyself. After you get paid.
I respect the fact you manned up and admitted the error of your ways and didn't just get all pissy and defensive. Kudos. You could have just as easily not come back to this thread either... So good on you for that.

[tim12232]

but like I said at the end of this thread you will still be an


jk

cool for you to stand up and admit it.

[NCZ13]

Originally Posted by Tokay444 FWIW good ol' US and A has never been under threat from anything in Iraq. You guys Invavded them! I personally love it when you jokers are at war with ANYONE, because it makes me a shit tonne of cash.

Originally Posted by Tokay444 Protecting you from what in Iraq exactly?

Dont get me wrong, I respect those who serve, and the sacrifices they make, but its a fallacy to think we are "safer" because they are "over there".

We seem to have a habit blowing a country to bits (taxpayer money), and giving out contracts to private corporations to build them back up using *gasp* tax payer money.

So whos interests are actually at hand here?

/off topic.

[manelscout4life]

damn he edited his first post...

this thread sucks.

[rodrigo]

op deleted by op...............WEAK MOVE , this makes u the CUNT.....at least be man enough to let others know how on this day it was YOU that failed!!!

[Darksun280]

Lenny we are mods.......

Post restored

*Rings dinner bell for the hyenas*

[rodrigo]

DARKSUN RESTORED THE OP'S CUNTNESS .....TY PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Darksun280 Lenny we are mods....... Post restored *Rings dinner bell for the hyenas*

i know..... but on msf i'm the n*gger that doesnt work remember???

[Darksun280]

[Soto]

Originally Posted by Darksun280

couldn't have put it any better myself..

[bewsted]

~!

[rodrigo]

hahahahahahh omg this is the funniest pictar ever........... i love the vultures just looking with judgmental eyes hahahahahah

pure genius phil!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NCZ13]

I didnt think the OP would be that bad...
and then I read it
oh...its bad.

[Darksun280]

One thing about MSf.org once the mob of animals wrestles you down, stomps you, Post pictures of you and your loved ones and photo shop them with flying penises jizzing on them, rapes you in holes you didn't even know you have, then lets you bleed out slowly till your eyes close and you finally meet Jesus, When and if your reincarnated you ALWAYS comes back as a butterfly and you NEVER make the same mistake again.

We give life lessons here. Take notes.

[bewsted]

Originally Posted by Ratchetman19 So, right now, in Iraq right? Alright, my girls been taking care of my car that I bought over my leave little 03 Mazdaspeed Protege. Now when I was looking into this car, everything I read about it was 170 stock hp, 160 stock tq. When I bought it I realized it had a bigger exhaust and a bigger k&n intercooler. Well my cunt of a girlfriend finally got it fixed up, fluids changed out. New tires put on it and aligned. That all went well, well finally bring it to get dynoed. The intake needed to be tightened so the mechanic did that for free, then she proceeded to ask, I want it tuned. He said okay, you obviously don't know much about cars, so he asked what to? She told me right now because of the intake not hooked up right it was sitting at 130, so out of tune very much. At any rate, I'm pissed off and rambling, cause the cunt has it tuned to 160 hp 150 tq. I'm amazed at the idiocy of my girl. Sorry if I waste your time by reading this, that cunt just spent 200 dollars tuning my car to not even stock performance...that good for fucking nothing cunt. Well hope she enjoys her ring being pawned off to pay for the next tuning. Hahahahaha

[ScarMS3]

I hope she screws your best friend back home in your car and sends you the pics for being an asshole. She sounds like a really cool girl trying to make you happy and you sound like a really little dick.

[Post pwned]

I would never give you a gun to fight for me.
Look at how fast you popped off about something
You didn't fully understand.
Doesn't matter if you pwned up to it.
You still came down on your girl for doing
You a favor to make your stupid ass happy.
Lulz and she didn't even fuck up

Shoot first ask later,much?



Way to be that guy.

[Mizzle]

First off, you're not in Iraq because of 9/11. 9/11 is the excuse we needed at the time to invade. Whether you believe in the conspiracy or not, Building 7 didn't fall by itself.

Having said that, I'd like you to explain to me how you even have a girlfriend to begin with having that temper. How boys like you get women is beyond my comprehension.

[phillyb]

this is a cute thread
omfg, you know what's funny?
vampire freaks - http://vampirefreaks.com/Ratchetman19

[frodaddyweez]

Originally Posted by phillyb this is a cute thread omfg, you know what's funny? vampire freaks - Ratchetman19 at Vampirefreaks.com

damn, even with all the cunt talk i was about to say take it easy on the guy bc he's off in the desert somewhere...but damn, Hawaii?

for real son?

i'm enlisting tomorrow morning

[NCZ13]

bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[tddvrrn]

god damn phillyb, you diggin deep son.

seriously though, you must have a lot of spare time.

edit: wait, isn't that the site that redneck guy went on about before you all chased him off? if so, DAMN! that's good.

[Ex_WRX_driver]

Originally Posted by tddvrrn god damn phillyb, you diggin deep son. seriously though, you must have a lot of spare time. edit: wait, isn't that the site that redneck guy went on about before you all chased him off? if so, DAMN! that's good.

You mean trey? The vampire loving ginger faggot?

[tddvrrn]

Originally Posted by Ex_WRX_driver You mean trey? The vampire loving ginger faggot?

that's the one!

damn, this guy got banned quickly!

[faeker]

[Post pwned]